ooooh yes the bees!

Before I get back into more Metal Gear, I want to talk about a mod I think you all should know about.


Do you like Majora's Mask?  I suppose you like it enough to have read any of the previous series.


Are you aware of Nicholas Cage's existence, for better or for worse?  I certainly hope so.


Wouldn't it be great if somebody combined the two?  No, it would not, but who cares what you or I think?


Thanks to the work of popular youtuber Criken and his friend Shane, we now have access to this abomination

By way of this all new texture pack, you can reenact the movie Face Off.  The best part is, it's less John Travolta and more everyone else.  You will question whether or not the horrors of Termina can ever be reversed past doomsday.  Skull Kid doesn't turn Kafei into a boy, he turns him into Nic Cage.  The mask was created by Nic Cage.  Link IS Nic Cage, and all transformations still look like Nic Cage.  Truly this is the devil's work.

Critics have already been calling this new take of an old title a guaranteed Call of Duty killer.  Now, every Mountain Dew chugging prestigionado can set CoD Blops Zombies aside and live their favorite nightmare by becoming the most enthusiastic actor in the world.

Check it out, test your nerve, and let the nightmares and ruined childhoods begin.

You've met a terrible face, haven't you?

Certainly brings new meaning to the scene where Link drops the bees on the pirates.

You can also run the streets of Clock Town shouting "I'M A TREE PERSON! I'M A TREE PERSON! AAAAHHHHH"


Because face it, one day, every day, every where, somewhere out there, somebody wakes up one morning to find they have been turned into Nic Cage, and then you realize what you had.  You realize that you truly did want that cake that your wife ate. (women included, you all become a Nic Cage when you transform)  You will shout "TA DAH" and have everybody look at you like a crazy person.  And then you will find yourself breaking down in Las Vegas with your only daughter when you should've gotten a hair cut, and you give her the bunny that you insisted should stay in the box.  You're gonna go far, kid.  You're gonna go far.